hats= lesbian?

More mom issues at hand. She's still caught up on this gay thing and she really just won't let it drop. Something she continually brings up because she thinks it has to be with me being gay is my hat. I wear my hat all the time, in the car, my room, the store, basically anywhere other than while I'm sleeping or in the shower. Now my mom never used to say anything about the hat until she got the idea that I'm gay. Now all she ever says when she sees me with the hat on is "you should take that hat off. you look much better without it." I really don't see what the big deal is. I always go through hat phases where i find a particular hat I love and then wear it for a long period of time until I get tired of it and take a break. Eventually i find another hat I like and the cycle starts over again but she has never complained before. She's so stupid. There is no need for her to make a comment about it everyday. Ok I hear her, I get her point, but she obviously doesn't get mine because I am not taking it off. The few times that i do take it off aren't for her. I just feel like taking it off. She always comments though saying things like "oh you finally have that stupid hat off." It doesn't mean anything when I take it off. I just am getting really frsutrated when she continually makes those stupid remarks about my hat. anyway the whole hat thing got me thinking if maybe it tends to be a trend with some lesbians. I dont know i really never noticed anything. oh well it was just a random thought.