Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Turn to Jesus or Burn

Turn to Jesus or Burn is brought to you by the crazy preacher man who plaques my school's campus recently. He comes to the campus and starts stating stupid things. The first time he came he told everyone that all they do is masturbate so they are going to hell. The next time he came he went on to say everyone is going to hell.
Examples of the stupid that spills from his mouth:
"I have holy sex with my wife all the time! Sister Marie could you come here please..."
"everyone is going to hell, especially the Catholics and protestants because they don't follow their doctrine"

My favorite thus far... "I'm comin' out of the closet! I'm in love with a man and his name is JESUS!"

the man is crazy but entertaining. The video isn't the best but it's all we have of the crazy preacher.

2 Comments:

At 1:06 AM, Blogger LBaller said...

We had a guy just like that on our campus. It was really funny!!

 
At 6:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, like Lucy said, there was a guy just like that at the University of Michigan campus.

He was very entertaining...came back year after year!

 

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